Sa Greenhills, So Greenhills

Greenhills is the ultimate shopping center for cheap buys. I've been to Greenhills before but never appreciated its insides before. From the funny artistic to the high end, Greenhills will have it for you cheap. You won't need the aesthetics of Gateway since your eyes will be twinkling with the uber low prices. Billabong shorts at 600, Quicksilver, Armani Exchange shirts below 500 - that's more than half Rustans price!

And more than that. I thought Rustan's has everything good (in Php 1000 up!) in its sleeves but no, I've only seen goody polos and pants called Takeshy Kurosawa in a small boutique there, never anywhere else! Grabe, even cool cinemas to good cheap food (must try burgers from a very quaint stall and lo! there's lucky me pancit canton baby!) to pirated installers to Abercrombie and Fitch jackets to less than 1 thou shoes (must be fake) to 3-peso miniatured Pokemons to superdupercheap (excessive use of the word cheap!) cellphone to porn.

Yes baby, poooorn. I thought porns are only sold in exposed streets of Quiapo where every other passers-by will think, "Gee, he's buying porn. How immoral." In Greenhills, there's this store supposedly a magazine stand but when you look closely, there's this shelf full of girls with **I had to cut original phrase** and a small enclosure of sex toys. There's stuffs for gays too, so never be dispirited queer fellows. The good thing is, you won't get furtive glances from anyone since the store is quite alienated and barely anyone checks out. Imagine the freedom of touching one! Anyway, porn there isn't cheap. Magazines are 750 and up so content yourself with FHM or Maxim nalang.

OK, that one must've raised eyebrows. Hahahahahaha! Even mine did. Change topic, saw these outside a stall supposedly selling Armani, Billabong, Quicksilver, etc. Hahahahaha!









There were more like that but I won't want the store manager to approach and reprimand me for taking pictures.