Doggish Issues

I could still remember that I copied through my cellphone the one written below when we, HIV friends, went to Robinson's last year. Yeah, last year. Exactly 4:16:35pm of October 21, 2005 - midway sembreak. Haha. They were printed on a shirt sold somewhere I couldn't remember. The salesman then was quite suspicious of what I'm doing and he kept an eye on me minute by minute, checking if I was sort of a terrorist, texting my mate and looking around for signs. A haha again. He also might had noticed that I was eyeing this shirt for a very long time. Was it wrong? Maybe..

Kick it off.

Why is a dog the man's best friend?
1. A dog's parents will never visit you.
2. A dog loves you leaving clothes on the floor.
3. A dog limits time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
4. A dog never expects you to telephone.
5. A dog will never get mad if you forget its birthday.
6. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
7. A dog does not get mad if you pet another dog.
8. A dog never expects flowers.
9. The later you come, the happier he will be.
10. A dog does not shop..

Yeah.